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I have food poisoning.
02
I have the flu.
03
My kid is sick.
04
Trouble with my car.
05
Someone is in the hospital.
06
I have a cold.
07
Tragedy in the family.
08
Doctor's appointment.
09
I have the runs.
10
I'm sick.
11
I had an allergic reaction to something.
12
Relative's funeral.
13
I got in a car accident.
14
I'm snowed in.
15
There was a death in the family.
16
I have a crazy migraine.
17
I need a personal day.
18
Emergency dental repair.
19
I need a mental health day.
20
Because I earned it!.
21
I'm selected for jury duty.
22
I'm dead.
23
My pet is sick.
24
My flight back into town got cancelled.
25
I have to meet with my kid's teacher.
26
The roads around my house are closed due to weather.
27
I locked my keys in my car.
28
I have a bladder infection.
29
I have lice.
30
I'm waiting for a plumber.
31
I'm moving.
32
I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed.
33
My sister/best friend is going into labor.
34
Someone tried to rob me during the night.
35
I have bad cramps.
36
I pooed in my pants on the way to work.
37
My toilet exploded.
38
Electricity went out.
39
Spring fever.
40
Already completed all of my tasks.
41
I lost my glasses.
42
I don't want to go to my shitty job today.
43
I won $500 million in the lottery, I quit!.
44
I have to drive someone to the airport.
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01
I have food poisoning.
02
I have the flu.
03
My kid is sick.
04
Trouble with my car.
05
Someone is in the hospital.
06
I have a cold.
07
Tragedy in the family.
08
Doctor's appointment.
09
I have the runs.
10
I'm sick.
11
I had an allergic reaction to something.
12
Relative's funeral.
13
I got in a car accident.
14
I'm snowed in.
15
There was a death in the family.
16
I have a crazy migraine.
17
I need a personal day.
18
Emergency dental repair.
19
I need a mental health day.
20
Because I earned it!.
21
I'm selected for jury duty.
22
I'm dead.
23
My pet is sick.
24
My flight back into town got cancelled.
25
I have to meet with my kid's teacher.
26
The roads around my house are closed due to weather.
27
I locked my keys in my car.
28
I have a bladder infection.
29
I have lice.
30
I'm waiting for a plumber.
31
I'm moving.
32
I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed.
33
My sister/best friend is going into labor.
34
Someone tried to rob me during the night.
35
I have bad cramps.
36
I pooed in my pants on the way to work.
37
My toilet exploded.
38
Electricity went out.
39
Spring fever.
40
Already completed all of my tasks.
41
I lost my glasses.
42
I don't want to go to my shitty job today.
43
I won $500 million in the lottery, I quit!.
44
I have to drive someone to the airport.